Friday, November 30, 2007

The Devil and the Dumbass: Sam Harris' Letter to a Christian Nation


[Ed Note: New Orleans-bred Juan Nogueira is a kind man and a friend of the Daily Snooze. But when opportunistic authors use his Crescent City as a doormat for personal gain, he doesn't take it lightly. And if you want to do something about the ongoing struggle to rebuild the hearts and souls of New Orleans' less privileged population, check out the website for Homeless Pride, and be reminded that for those who serve others, there is never a shortage of work.]

By Juan Nogueira

From Sam Harris' Letter to a Christian Nation (Page 52) : "The City of New Orleans, for instance, was recently destroyed by a hurricane. More than a thousand people died; tens of thousands lost all their earthly possessions; and nearly a million were displaced. It is safe to say that almost every person living in New Orleans at the moment Hurricane Katrina struck shared your belief in an omnipotent, omniscient, and compassionate God. But what was God doing while Katrina laid waste to the city? Surely He heard the prayers of those elderly men and women who fled the rising waters for safety of their attics, only to be slowly drowned there. These were good men and women who had prayed throughout their lives. Do you have the courage to admit the obvious? These poor people died talking to an imaginary friend."

In this statement Sam is rehashing the old argument, God dosen't exist because bad things happen. By putting this argument in the context of a recent national tragedy Sam hopes to accomplish one of two things: make his argument appear as an original idea, or piggyback on the publicity of a current national tragedy to sell his book. I find this insulting and tasteless. Sam you are a Shithead.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Daily Hodgepodge: Death, Peace, and Eric Cartman


With the murder of the Washington Redskins' Pro Bowl safety Sean Taylor, 24, today we are reminded that sports are an indispensable and emotional staple of American life. Too often we find ourselves duped into believing that athletes are worthy of the lavish amounts of money and approbation that are heaped upon them. But with the death of Sean Taylor, a man who excelled at his chosen profession, we hear and feel the kind of collective gasp uttered by all sports fans. Fortunately, more often than not, these collective gasps are of hope or mere disappointment, shared in solidarity by fans of different stripes and different states, but not cut from a different cloth.

These athletes are not the golden gods we so often make them out to be, nor are they deserving of the intense opprobrium people like me have laid upon them. And given the news of an emerging framework for peace in the Middle East, sometimes we realize that despite the big business that sports have become in the last century, they are far from paramount in their worldly importance.

But enough sadness and lectures. Let's conclude this post with the help of Daily Snooze favorite and South Park resident, Eric Cartman, who surprised many with his appearance during Saturday's crazy day of college football, and who reminds us that laughter is often the best medicine.

Offense:


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Sunday, November 25, 2007

Shit: Cedric Benson Blows, Probably Out for the Season


From the "Nobody Cares" department: Chicago Bears running back, Cedric Benson, was injured today during one of his rare gains of positive yards. Benson, 25, made his name as one of the leading rushers and toughest gamers in college football a few years back, though in recent years he has cemented his reputation as a giant football douchebag by providing the Bears with nothing but unwarranted demands for playing time and "bone-crushing" two-yard gains. We here at the Daily Snooze have one request: Get better, Benson. But please, also get lost. In other news, congratulations to Michael and Leslie Schreiber, who, by exchanging marraige vows, took the same kind of leap of faith yesterday that Bears GM Jerry Angelo took a few years back by drafting Cedric Benson. Luckily for Michael and Leslie, Angelo is the same guy who drafted Brian Urlacher - so, basically, there's a good chance Michael and Leslie will dominate the married world for years to come. Cheers.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Mini Reviews: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly


Sometimes we get a little wordy here at the Daily Snooze. As a result, we're gonna try and get a little more efficient verbally, if not more judgmental, with our music reviews until further notice. Disagree with our sentiments? Give us some feedback by commenting below.

Daft Punk – Alive 2007 (Virgin)

Never mind that the robotic beats and bass lines from this Daft Punk performance are more European than cigarette smoke and street performers. Never mind that they remind you of that sleazy club you went to during Spring Break. Alive 2007 will make you want to dance, dance, dance.

Neil Young – Chrome Dreams II (Reprise)

Have the seasons changed once recently without coinciding with the release of a half-baked Neil Young album? Finally, autumn has brought us the best recent release from a legend in the winter of his career. Dusted off 30 years after its original abandonment, Chrome Dreams II screams, snarls, and purrs, like only a ‘70s vehicle can.

Zs – Arms (Planaria)

What do Ornette Coleman, Yes, Van Dyke Parks, and Metallica have in common? Not much, unless you’re in the band Zs. With Arms, these intelligent, avant-garde New Yorkers stretch all musical boundaries. The only problem? Arms is harder to digest than convincing Allen Iverson that practice is mandatory.

Racoon – Another Day (Another Label)

Combine melodic acoustic guitars with the stellar vocals of Racoon frontman Bart Van Der Weide, and a good album should follow, right? Wrong. Another Day tries for Steve Earle, but settles for an Easy Listening vibe that more closely echoes Dan Fogelberg (remember him?) and Matchbox 20.

Café Tacuba – Sino (Universal Music Latino)

Known to many as Radiohead Latino, Café Tacuba have done wonders for the Rock en Espanol movement. But such a simple classification disserves Mexico City’s finest and most ambitious export, whose latest inspirations jump between Brian Wilson, ‘70s progressive rock, and their own back catalog. Muy bueno. And no Spanish required.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Weekend Fodder: A Pregnant Tracy Morgan


As we've mentioned before, NBC's "30 Rock" is a favorite of ours here at the Daily Snooze. So, with the absence of any sort of work ethic here in recent weeks, we've decided to present some Sunday filler with this brief, but hilarious, clip of "30 Rock" star Tracy Morgan. Enjoy.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Hope Still Floats?: Barack Obama and the Iowa Caucus


Over the weekend, much was made of Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama's victory at the Jefferson Jackson Dinner in Iowa. His number of supporters dwarfed that of his opponents, and he collected them from all 99 counties in the state whose caucus is widely viewed to be Obama's best chance at pulling closer to the all-but-crowned Democratic nominee, Hillary Clinton. The outburst from Arizona Cardinals coach Denny Green after the Cardinals blew it against the Chicago Bears last year comes to mind: "They are who we thought they were!" Well, Obama is no Denny Green, at least not according to the media's response to the Jefferson Jackson Dinner.

Time Magazine's Ana Marie Cox addresses the renewed audacity of hope within Obama's camp in her article, "Can Obama Rock the Nomination?" The rockstar metaphor is getting old, and I can already sense the impending cringes if I keep hearing Obama's new catchphrase, "Fired up... Ready to go!" But Cox's assessment seems to ring true. The moment of truth is fast approaching, and Iowa appears to be inching its way towards Obama's message of unity, as opposed to Clinton's weight of experience.

But be your own judge. Check out the speech below (Tip o' the cap to James Borow, friend of the Daily Snooze, for the heads up).

Finally: Lake Forest Gets Talent, Nashville Talent


There are few social outlets for residents of the North Shore here in Chicago, outside of the occasional charity event or Forest & Bluff social extravaganza (who doesn't want to be on the cover of that shit magazine?). Luckily, for those of us unaccustomed to the high life, there is some good music coming our way. Tonight, and tonight only, Nashville export Ron LaSalle brings his blues knowhow to Gorton Community Center (400 E. Illinois Road, Lake Forest). Combining the longstanding tradition of delta blues with some stellar vocals, LaSalle brings his gravelly voice and experience to Chicago with a satchel of soulful tunes to boot. This is something Willie Nelson would dig.

The nickname "Bohemian Bluesman" doesn't quite do LaSalle justice. He's got a knack for the emotional content not found this side of Dan Hicks. Those familiar with Hicks might double-take at such a statement, but as LaSalle can certainly attest, sometimes the best medicine for the down and out is a good time. The blues, as a genre, encompass those "On the Road" tunes that epitomize the need to move on down the road. LaSalle invigorates those of us who long for the path less taken. Check him out tonight, at 7 and 9 p.m. at Gorton, and take advantage of the rare occurrence of a man who has seen, lived, and heard the blues. And go home happy.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Not There, But Not Forgotten: I'm Not There Soundtrack


In a recent interview with Charlie Rose, Cate Blanchett was discussing her portrayal of Bob Dylan in Todd Haynes’ upcoming biopic of the legend when she mentioned how enigmatic and unpredictable he remains, even as he approaches his seventies. She thought it ironic that the former poster boy for protest songs, and a man who cherishes his privacy, was now driving a mammoth and bright yellow Hummer around his hometown with a large “World’s Greatest Grandpa” sticker on its bumper.

If this is the truth, it shouldn’t be that surprising. Lest we forget, this is the guy who used to unfurl a giant American flag at the end of his shows abroad during the Vietnam era, a few years after he wrote “Masters of War.” Would it be so shocking, then, if Dylan were to be pleased with the 33 diverse covers of his own songs on the sprawling soundtrack to Haynes’ film, "I’m Not There?"

Taken on an individual basis, these 33 covers (plus Dylan’s own version of “I’m Not There,” available here for the first time on an official release) focus mainly on the first two decades of Dylan’s career, and there are clearly some songs that outshine others. But the supreme beauty of I’m Not There is not found within the individual tracks, but in the layout of the entire album. With the help of his music supervisor Randall Poster, Haynes has compiled a fantastic and balanced tribute to Dylan.

Balanced is the key word here. The songs vary from popular to obscure. The musical talent on the album includes a slew of youthful indie artists and a smattering of senior citizens. And the renditions range from affectionately allegiant to disarmingly original. There is something for everyone here, and few songs stretch too far in any one direction.

Anchoring this balance are two house bands credited with playing backup on nearly half of the record. Like Booker T and the MG’s at Dylan’s 30th Anniversary concert in the mid-90s, these two groups have the ability to outshine the heavyweights they play behind, but instead, they simply focus on the servicing the songs. The adobe brick atmospheres of Calexico take Roger McGuinn to the Southwest with strings and trumpets on the distantly sorrowful “One More Cup of Coffee,” and their waltz-like pacing with Willie Nelson on “Senor (Tales of Yankee Power)” makes you wonder if Willie still has a couple of tricks left up his sleeve.

Meanwhile, the Million Dollar Bashers (an all-star cast comprised of Tom Verlaine, Steve Shelley, Nels Cline, Robert Garnier, Lee Ranaldo, Smokey Hormel, and John Medeski) act as the second coming of the Band, and they do it with such energy and recklessness that it is difficult to imagine them playing without ear-to-ear grins. Medeski’s organ drips all over Stephen Malkmus’ spooky “Ballad of the Thin Man,” while Cline and Hormel’s country licks elevate Malmus’ take on “Maggies Farm” to a sort of Nashville by-way-of Haight-Ashbury gem.

The rest of the artists are a little less even in their success. Jeff Tweedy does his damndest to reach those high notes in “Simple Twist of Fate,” but the tune falls short of spectacular. The same can be said of the hijacked version of “Ring Them Bells” by Sufjan Stevens, who turns the song into an outtake from Illinois.

Mark Lannegan, on the other hand, continues to look like the dark heir to the psychedelic cowboy throne of Lee Hazlewood with his chilling and magnificent “Man in the Long Black Coat.” Other vets like Richie Havens and Ramblin’ Jack Elliot strip their tracks down to the barest elements and let Dylan’s songwriting build them back up into dusty campfire sing-a-longs.

But, if there are two unmistakable winners on I’m Not There, they are Yo La Tengo’s stunning recreation of “I Wanna Be Your Lover” and Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova’s sunny take on “You Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere.” In these two songs, listeners can hear the joy that permeates the entire album, and the gratitude and respect that bubbles within each performance.

With this soundtrack, Haynes and Poster have delivered a seemingly impossible achievement: I’m Not There caters to each distinct type of Dylan listener without making it feel like anyone’s toes have been stepped on. And with Dylan hiding somewhere in his Hummer, it’s hard to imagine his toes feeling any pain either.